Yup, you heard it right here folks. I will be covering this story on the next Strange Dave Show. Apparently, The Monkees have cancelled the remainder of their 2011 tour due to "internal issues" but sources close to the band say that Dolenz has relapsed, hard. This is not surprising as Micky has battled alcoholism in the past; just read his book "I'm A Believer." When I saw them at Westbury Music Fair this summer, Davy and Peter told me that Micky was "too sick" to come out and say hi to Danger Dave and I. Fans have written to me that The Monkees have reported him as being "too sick" to come out to other meet and greets at their other shows across the country. Also, during the live show at Westbury, Micky was sweating like a pig, constantly wiping himself with a towel, even though the venue was absolutely freezing. Hell even Danger Dave said something to me about Micky looking like "the drunk who's constantly sweating even though it's cold out."
So here is my synopsis: The Monkees are a dangerous band; not to coin a phrase. Peter Tork has been sober for like 30 years so the bottom line is don't do drugs or drink in front of him because it's simply not cool. In fact, Peter left the 2001 tour because of the band's drinking. However, I must confess that Davy is my type of drinker i.e. one that does not need rehab. He drinks for fun. I mean just listen to his appearance on my show or read up on his outbursts at solo shows. Someone told me that he had a DUI a few years ago and I could be wrong; but Micky is a little different. He's battled some serious issues before in the past and I hate to be the one to report that the ghost of his dear friend, Harry Nilsson, still haunts Micky. I pray for him.
So don't tell me about "unforeseen circumstances" and don't tell me about "irreconcilable differences." What could three guys, 65, 66, and 69 years of age, be fighting about? The 45th anniversary show was already a neatly polished package containing the band's finest material. The band's facebook page for the 45th anniversary tour was simply deleted and being that there is no official word from the band: The Monkees think they are better than us.
I am very upset by these turn of events. What could The Monkees possibly be fighting about?
My sources have told me that The Monkees have cancelled their shows because Dolenz, who's 66 years old, needs to get well. They tell me that he' s not "sick" with the flu; he's "sick" with alcoholism. My sources also inform me that Davy's social drinking after the show is not helping and add Peter's sobriety into the mix - You Got One Dangerous Band
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Cops & 1/2 Naked Aliens - FULL UNCENSORED VERSION!
Strange Dave and Danger Dave get arrested for violating the Cable Access Act of 1984 during a live taping!!! Cantor Lawrence S. Bullshtein, known affectionately to his small fan base as CANTOR BULLSHKEY, performs several songs including "Music" by Erick Sermon, "To Be With You" by Mr. Big, and "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner. The Masked Danger, World Cable Access Champion, is confronted by his girlfriend's lesbian lover on live t.v.! The Heavy Metal band from Long Island, gets confronted by 1/2 naked alien!
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Coked Out Stripper Gets Naked At Heavy Metal Concert
Rock Hard: The Heavy Metal band from Long Island, gets confronted by 1/2 naked alien! Part 3 of 3 of THE STRANGE DAVE SHOW: THE DANGEROUS CABLE ACCESS KINGS OF LATE NIGHT: Episode 07-28-11. Starring Faye McQueen, Maria Troffman, Danger Dave Hohn, and Strange Dave Rosenberg!
Music by Erick Sermon - WORST PARODY SONG EVER!
Cantor Lawrence S. Bullshtein, known affectionately to his small fan base as CANTOR BULLSHKEY, performs several songs including "Music" by Erick Sermon, "To Be With You" by Mr. Big, and "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner. Part 1 of 4 of THE STRANGE DAVE SHOW: THE DANGEROUS CABLE ACCESS KINGS OF LATE NIGHT: Episode 07-28-11
Hot Naked Lesbos Have Sex In Front Of Masked Husband
The Masked Danger, World Cable Access Champion, is confronted by his girlfriends lesbian lover on live t.v.! Part 2 of 4 of THE STRANGE DAVE SHOW: THE DANGEROUS CABLE ACCESS KINGS OF LATE NIGHT: Episode 07-28-11. Starring Faye McQueen, Maria Troffman, Danger Dave Hohn, and Strange Dave Rosenberg!
Music by Erick Sermon - WORST PARODY SONG EVER!
Cantor Lawrence S. Bullshtein, known affectionately to his small fan base as CANTOR BULLSHKEY, performs several songs including "Music" by Erick Sermon, "To Be With You" by Mr. Big, and "I Want To Know What Love Is" by Foreigner. Part 1 of 4 of THE STRANGE DAVE SHOW: THE DANGEROUS CABLE ACCESS KINGS OF LATE NIGHT: Episode 07-28-11
Saturday, July 9, 2011
A Cinderella Story - FULL UNCENSORED EPISODE
Stiletto, who is opening up for the hard rock band CINDERELLA, get interrupted by the Disney actress who portrays Cinderella at Westbury Music Fair! The band then gets confronted with wrestlers The Masked Danger, The Great Dragon Rojo, and Jessica Danger (The Masked Danger's wife) Watch as 1/2 naked Jessica Danger cheats on her husband. Strange Dave reads off the pissed off email from Dolores Kenniebrew, original member of The Crystals ("Doo Ron Ron Ron", "Then He Kissed Me") in connection with Carl Gardner Jr.'s interview on The Strange Dave Show about the death of Carl Gardner Sr., original lead singer of THE COASTERS ("Yakety Yak", "Poison Ivy", "Charlie Brown")
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